Living Next to a Carnival

There is an elementary school probably 100 yards from my front door, and during recess, three times a day, it feels like I live next door to a carnival. I'm not kidding, a carnival with a BIG rollercoaster. Which, I've been to the school and I know there is no such ride. There isn't even a ride which I think should cause someone to scream "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" like they are traveling 35 miles an hour on a twisty, tilting track, but they do. It sure breaks the day up, hearing the exuberant voices of today's youth enjoying the rainy day.